Please, Please, Help Correct This Injustice

So PETA has announced their "Sexiest Vegetarians Alive".

I guess given our relative levels of celebrity, not to mention ripped-ness, it's no surprise that Anthony Keidis beat me in the male category. I can live with that.

What I'm having a hard time with is that I didn't even make the short list. I mean, okay, maybe I'm no Michael Franti, but for God's sake, are you telling me I'm no sexier than Leonard Nimoy? Steve Jobs? Don Imus? The guy looks like a reanimated corpse!

Sure, sure, I'm not exactly a celebrity, but come on, Jonathan Safran Foer is on the list! Like you'd know him if you tripped over him in the street!

I'm biking to work, I've rejoined the gym, and I haven't eaten meat since 1990. PETA members--help correct this injustice! Get me on the 2009 list! This may not have always been true, but I've gotta be sexier than Alec Baldwin at this point!